The Bachelor Draft 2020 (the first and last post on this, maybe)
I know what you’re thinking, it’s already time for the Bachelor draft?! Yes! Yes It is! My guess is most of you don’t watch the Bachelor, and if you don’t then take a long look in the mirror and repeat these words “it’s ok bro, you can be happy”. I only saw the bachelor once in college, that was the last time. Then I eventually got married and started watching it again. This is a life changing show, why? Because it is the best damn comedy, drama and how not to act in public instructional video. I don’t even know if these people know they are on a tv show. Also, I’ll say it now, Peter is a douchebag and looks like the most generic guy ever.
I spend most of my time making fun of everything on screen. The whole “He/she is not here for the right reasons” is a game in itself. And the jobs they make up are the best! If you want genuine entertainment and talking points for your next date, or if you’re married and want to be the life of the party or your wife’s best friend do yourself a favor and watch the Mother F’in Bachelor. “Do it, and do it for the right reasons”, because we all know the people on the bachelor sure aren’t!
Once you get into it begin a draft to see which crazy person ends up with the other crazy person. It’s more intense than a season of fantasy football where you give up once you lose one game. You’re welcome.
