While sports are kicking off (thank the good Lord) we can also turn to the more intense sport that has been played since the beginning of time, and that is the sport of LOVE you MoFo’s.
While we all wait for the return to precedented times we can find solace in watching a game so savage that only the best survive and that is “Love Island” on your grandparents network CBS. I know, I know, most of you will say “but that’s not a sport”, and “I don’t want to read about sappy reality tv” you sir and mam (equals) are wrong!! Damn wrong!!!
Love Island has some characters that I want to see dragged online and then in real life. To be honest I can stand most of them. However, there are two who drive me up the wall. Carrington and Mackenzie, quite possibly two of the worst human beings on the show and in life.
I won’t go into details about my growing dislike of them except that Mackenzie is a manipulative cry baby, and Carrington can not stop staring at himself and I swear he has a wind machine following him everywhere he goes and it makes him talk and hold himself like he’s is some sort of gale force winds, he’s an idiot!
This past week the producers separated the men and women and placed them in seperate “islands” and then introduced a new set of men for the women and vice versa. Everything you expected to happened did. This Monday they put them back together to see if their relationships could stand up to the temptations of the other singletons. Spoiler alert, they were all pretty much unfaithful, shocker!
I will be watching with my wife along with some football on my phone. And if you are smart you’ll do the same.
